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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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inlove-fallen-angel:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

Tumblr why

paintdeath:

wire sculptures by gavin worth paintdeath:

wire sculptures by gavin worth

paintdeath:

wire sculptures by gavin worth

fallenangelflonne:

kidouyuuto:

very niece

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I fucking hate back to the barnyard I fucking HATE back to the barnyard. This is the most digusting fucking show I have ever seen pigs are CLEAN animals how fucking DARE you perpetuate that they are dirty I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. Petition to get this piece of shit show off the air 

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district)

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

(Source: exeters)

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

weedjoke420:

A TEXT I NEVER THOUGH ID GET

Me, everyday.