Penis

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction)

injuries:

4irport:

omg CANT STOP LAUGHING LOLOL

oh my god shut up you’re on literally everything i see stop. but i can’t stop laughing either omg lol

injuries:

4irport:

omg CANT STOP LAUGHING LOLOL

oh my god shut up you’re on literally everything i see stop. but i can’t stop laughing either omg lol

(Source: waldaunikolaj)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

QuestionWhat's your career goal after college? Answer

50starsand13bars:

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

kayleetron:

sammiey:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

this post pisses me off

i still can’t decide if this is a statement or a question

I start college today…

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

image

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

(Source: htepotat)

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

outtatheskies:

WHY DON’T YOU GUYS EVER ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE I WILL DEFINITELY ANSWER THEM

(Source: foolishlys)

150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.