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emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird)

"Does my name pass through your mind when it’s 3 am and you’re wide awake?"

ellariasannd:

Literal book titles (x)

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

stratdantro:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

My favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead

(Source: supagirl)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

gifboss:

Mistakes were made

gifboss:

Mistakes were made

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child
mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)

thatoneawkwardwhovian:

finals week 

(Source: adrianivashkov)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate
s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate

s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate

kylejorden:

"Wait Lost"

(Source: officialsandycheeks)